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Good lawns are a joy to behold and walk upon. But the joy soon fades as soon as we stop infusing them with all sorts of chemicals, because today's lawns are on artificial life support.

This is a story about a wintertime lawn (in Florida) that came back from near extinction by being treated with a lawn and turf conditioner which is a formulation of 
an almost miraculous nano colloidal powered 100% botanically derived carcinogen free, mutagen free, cytogen free biodegradable soap!
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At last! A cure for your lawn for the dreaded Wintertime Blah Grass Syndrome !
If you are a lot like the rest of us, even in Florida, where the weather is so nice year round, you look forward to the time in the fall when you realize you are not going to have to mow the lawn again until next spring.

But not many weeks later, you are having some second thoughts. Maybe even some guilt. The grass over which you labored so long through the warmer months is looking pitiful and neglected. What used to look lush and green is now brown and patchy, even sick. You wonder if it is your fault. Then you realize that your lawn is not the only one with this malady. The neighbors' lawns have it, too. Even the fairways and greens at the country club are afflicted. It has been a fact of life for everyone, rich or poor, old or young, without discrimination. And it will only get worse -- for a long time -- before it ever gets better. Your lawn, like all the other lawns, has the dreaded Wintertime Blah Grass Syndrome.
The attached photos are "before & after" shots of the yard in Matlacha Isles, Florida, chronicled in the above video. The first cluster of photos of the brown grass were taken on the first day of December, 2007.  Spring is a long, long time away, and the grass is obviously saddened by that fact.

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Long shot of a lawn gone south for the winterCloser view of Wintertime Blah symptomAnother classic shot of Wintertime Blah symptoms
No area of the lawn is spared this dreaded conditionPay special attention to this picture.

But now there is more than just hope for a better off-season lawn.

There is a cure.

Your lawn does not have to look and feel depressed.
It can be vibrant and healthy.  It can fight back from the seasonal doldrums. Imagine having the only turf on the block that looks as if every blade of grass could get up and dance! All it takes is an application or two of CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N Turf ConditionerTM to clean up your grass' act and let the luxurious green shine through. Not a fertilizer, not a pesticide, not a weed killer, not a heavy expense. Just a specially formulated botanically based 100% carcinogen free soap with a pH of 9.2. and a density and viscosity equal to water!
Notice the heavy precautions the applicator has taken to protect his safety!
CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N Turf ConditionerTM Sprayer Concentrate was applied at a rate of one (1) ounce per gallon with a garden hose and an Ortho
Dilution container attached to the end of the hose. Notice especially the heavy protective clothing and the special respirator the applicator is having to wear while applying the product. [NOT!]
The yard was soaked only one time. But it was REALLY soaked to the point that the water was standing on top of the soil. This amount of soaking enables the CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N Turf ConditionerTM to soak into the soil enough to condition it and reach the roots of the turf.

Photos below were taken of the same lawn on January 20th, 2008. Can you spot the CleanGrassHappyGrassTM?

Just one application of
CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N Turf ConditionerTM
One application and about seven weeks later with no appreciable rain in the interim.

As extreme as the blighted condition was before, notice how remarkable the grass has recovered and filled in what had been dead and missing just weeks before. And this with no appreciable rain in the meantime. You can be sure that the neighbors were excited and wondering if the CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-NTM would do the same for their brown Wintertime Blah Grass.

One of the reasons for the remarkable greening effect is believed to be that the CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N Turf ConditionerTM tends to neutralize the effects of cold weather, thus extending the growing season and making the grass green again. It also appears to aid in frostbite and freeze protection. It also helps neutralize urine and feces burn from yard animals who may not pick up after themselves.

The fact that CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N Turf ConditionerTM is Carcinogen Free, 100% biodegradable, and safe enough to brush teeth gives it even more appeal. 
And when the warmer weather comes back, keep using the CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N Turf ConditionerTM periodically to give your lawn the added boost it needs without hurting it, the soil under it, the groundwater, or the people and pets walking on it.

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