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CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimization Shampoo(tm) Soil ConditionerCleanPlantsHappyPlants Awake-N Upstart SBR(tm) Seed StimulatorCleanPlantsHappyPlants Citrus Save-R(tm)CleanPlantsHappyPlants Citrus Blanket(tm)CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP Plant Scrub(tm) Initializer/BoosterCleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP Plant Wash(tm) Stabilizer/MaintainerCleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N(tm) Turf ConditionerCleanPlantsHappyPlants T-N-T ODG Organic DeGreaser(tm)CleanPlantsHappyPlants T-N-T ODG2 Organic DeGreaser(tm) Commercial/Military StrengthCleanPlantsHappyPlants Fresh-N Veggie Bath(tm) Produce Wash

All the products in the CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM family are powered by QuantumMaxxTM,

the proprietary Nano Colloidal Solution

with its all-natural ingredients and nearly miraculous facilitating capabilities.

Quick Look
Our presentation may be novel and light hearted.
But be assured that we are dead serious about what we do and why.
NO CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM product contains ANY dioxane or ethylene oxide
 -- both known
to
cause cancer, mutations, and birth defects --
but are often present in many soaps, cleaners, degreasers, insecticides, and agricultural products,
even among those claiming to be "green".

Perspective

Sometimes we accept the
status quo,
because we never thought to question
WHY
something is the way it is.


And sometimes we don't ask why,
because we don't even know WHAT is happening.


But as soon as we learn the WHAT,
then the WHY cries out for an anwer.

And whether or not we can find out WHY,
it is a blessing to know that SOMETHING CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT!

And that something is available here, now, affordably, and it works wonders where it is being used.


Problem
Over the years, chemical fertilizers have depleted our soils and left us with a disaster. While appearing to have aided growth, unbalanced commercial fertilizers have caused plants to grow without the availability of essential trace minerals which would naturally make the plants resistant to diseases and parasites.

Our farmlands have become toxic.To compensate for this inevitable vulnerability, the response has been to add increasing levels of dangerously toxic poisons to deal with the threats. When the parasites go away (because they have been poisoned), we feel validated. In reality, the diseases and parasites which remain are naturally designed to mutate, favoring those genes not as susceptible to the poison du jour. When the mutated parasites later proliferate, we come up with more and deadlier pesticides, herbicides, and additional "fertilizers".  And the cycle continues.

Victims in the poison wars are in two groups (and may be in both at the same time).

First are the people who have to live on or near the lands and waterwaysOur farm methods have polluted our waterways. being so badly polluted. These are the farmers and their neighbors, many of them even thousands of miles away from the pollution sources. They are affected by the air they breathe and the water they drink and in which they bathe. And sometimes they get to "enjoy" the poisons in direct contact with their bodies. They pay a heavy price.

Second are the millions of people who have to eat the depleted and deficient foods which lack vital nutrients they were designed to pull from the soil and pass on to the eaters. Our food contains toxic substances.Additionally, these same "foods" invariably contain levels of poisonous contaminates we were never designed to have to cope. This group, too, pays dearly for this situation.

On the one hand, government regulators readily admit that our foods contain poisons. On the other hand, we are told that the levels are "acceptable". Asking those whose lives and health have been adversely affected without their knowledge and consent may raise a question or two about what is "acceptable" by and for whom and why.

So, while we have succeeded in growing bigger, faster, higher yielding crops and other plants, we are producing more and more of things containing what we never should be exposed to and less and less of what we truly need. It is a vicious and dangerous cycle.
Solution

What is needed is solutions which

remediate the problems from the past . . .
. . . while facilitating what plants need
to become naturally robust and resistant in the present . . .
. . . with no sacrifice or harm in the future.

CleanPlantsHappyPlants
TM has those solutions,
and they're "Nearly Miraculous"TM!


Members of our CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM family of spokesplants
will now introduce you to the CleanPlantsHappyPlants
TM Family of Products.

Soil Conditioner
"Claude"CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing Solution(tm)


"Hi. My name is Claude.

I have some major deep down issues I'd like to address while I tell you about CleanPlantsHappyPlants SOS Soil Optimizing ShampooTM and what it has meant to my life."  more -->

Seed Stimulator
"Sprout"CleanPlantsHappyPlants AWAKE-N UPSTART SBR(tm) Product Line
"Hey there. We haven't met yet, but friends call me 'Sprout'.

"I'm so excited! I'm just bursting with new energy! I'm going to tell you a little bit about myself and some really super dramatic changes I've been experiencing lately. And it's all about how CleanPlantsHappyPlants Awake-N Upstart SBRTM has changed my life forever. It was like a miracle!  
--> more.
Greening Helper / Pest Reistance Enhancer
Sissy Citrus for Citrus Save-R(tm)CleanPlantsHappyPlants Citrus Save-R(tm)
"In order to deal with the things in life that bugged me, I had become helplessly addicted to one strong chemical after another . . .  . I was poisoning myself, and I couldn't seem to stop it. I was beginning to think there was no way out . . .  .

"But my Hero, Citrus Save-RTM, rescued me. He came along and helped me break my dependency on artificial substances that would make me not well.
Citrus Blanket(tm) - Frost Protection and Recovery
Sissy Citrus(tm) for Citrus Blanket(tm)CleanPlantsHappyPlants Citrus Blanket(tm)


"Just the thought of cold weather makes me shiver. As the temperatures drop, my circulation gets weaker and weaker, and I can literally freeze to death. Or at least that was true before Citrus BlanketTM came along.

Initializer/Booster
"Dirty Daisy"CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP Plant Scrub Initializer-Booster(tm) Product Line

"Hi. My name is Daisy. I'm a little shy, because I am going to have to tell you about a lifelong
addiction of mine. Happily, though, I'll be able to share the amazing part that CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM has had in helping me control my problem."  
Stabilizer/Maintainer
Dazzlin' Daisy CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVPPLAN WASH(tm) STABILIZER-MAINTAINER Product Line

"Hello. Folks around here call 'Dazzlin' Daisy'.


You never would have believed it if you had known me before. I'll bring you up to speed with the progress I'm making with CleanPlantsHappyPlants R.S.V.P. Plant Wash Stabilizer/MaintainerTM.

Lanw/Turf Conditioner
Laepin' LarryOh, Boy! Oh, Boy!! Oh, BOY!!!CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N(tm) Turf Conditioner

I'm known as 'Leapin' Larry' around these parts. I can hardly sit still. Life is absolutely FANTABULOUS. No more down time and wasting away over off seasons for THIS guy.

If I can sit still long enough, I'll tell you all about it (just like a friend did for me) when I introduce you to CleanPlantsHappyPlants Lux Law-N Turf ConditionerTM.
Garden Cleanup
Colonel Cornilius"Colonel Cornelius here. CleanPlantsHappyPlants T-N-T ODG(tm) full product line

"I'd love to tell you all the miracle stories my relatives have witnessed since coming into contact with the CleanPlantsHappyPlants product family. I'm talking life changing situations for the plants and their families.
But you can read all about that
elsewhere on this site.


"What I want to introduce you to is CleanPlantsHappyPlants T-N-T ODG Organic DeGreaserTM. It's the one solution I know that can make a really ugly mess go away without making a worse one or putting anybody at risk.
                                                           "You'll see what I mean inside."
Produce Wash
"WeTammy and Thomasina, the Tomato Twins(tm)'re Tammy and Thomasina, the Tomato Twins.
CleanPlantsHappyPlants Fresh-N Veggie Bath(TM) Product Line
"If you'll let us rant a little bit about how rough life is as someone everybody treats like a vegetable, we'll let you in on a super fantastic beauty secret we use to keep looking young, wholesome, and truly fresh. It's called CleanPlantsHappyPlants Fresh-N Veggie BathTM Produce Wash. You thought a BUBBLE bath did you good? Wait till you see what this does for us!"

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Disclaimer.


Yeah, we know. Plants don't talk, don't have feelings, and don't express emotions.  But it's a cool metaphor anyway. Besides, it got your attention, didn't it?  And once you see the amazing differences enjoyed by seeds, plants, root systems, soils, and produce washed with our totally safe botanically based products, you, at least, will be smiling. You'll go from Grumpy Gardener to Happy Harvester like all the rest of our customers.

FYI:  No animals are ever used or hurt in the testing of our products.  (We test on ourselves instead.)  Like the plants, we're doing great, thank you.
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