Professional
farmers, growers, nurseries, and home gardeners are amazed
that a non-carcinogenic blend of processed extracts of coconuts, corn, grains, soy,
sugarcane, etc., can improve plant health so
much that plants can resist harmful insects and diseases while helping
produce vastly
increased yields.
Sometimes,
the most complex problems can be solved quite simply.
The trick is to understand the
root cause and go after it the simplest way -- all
with the mindset of causing no harm in the process.
Turns out the root problem is dirt.
Turns out the solution is a soap.
Turns out the results are nearly miraculous.
By
contrast with the dirt, most plants look pretty clean. And if they do
get a little dirty, Hey! What did we expect? Truth is, it's not just
the fact that plants get dirty that is making a problem. It is what it
is that is making them dirty these days.
Plants have no lungs, yet
they breathe or they will die. They have no sweat glands, per se, but still
they must sweat to survive the heat of the blazing sun. They
have no mouths, but they must eat and drink or they will perish. They
have no livers or kidneys, but they must process and expel wastes or be
poisoned by their own systems. All of those functions must rely upon
their "skins", the outer most surfaces of their plant bodies, from
their roots, to their stems and branches, to their leaves and flowers,
even to their fruit if they yield any.
Consequently, any accumulation of dirt on those surfaces interferes
with those necessary functions. Picture what
your life would be if those very vital organs upon which you rely for
similar functions were to become impaired or clogged. As plants' pores
become occluded, normal necessary bodily activities are restricted and
their systems become weak. Adding fertilizers to improve their pale or
sickly appearance does not change the reality of their conditions.
Showering them with highly toxic substance to kill the parasites that
prey upon them in their weakness help neither them nor us.
And when we consider that much of the collective crud that covers
plants and clogs their pores is artificial and toxic, we begin to get a
better understanding of what they are up against. (More on these
problems and the incredible science behind the cure is available
starting here.)
For the skeptics among us who doubt the verity of what we are
asserting, one incontrovertible fact remains. When the accumulated dirt
and toxicity are removed from the plants, the resultant
rebound, proliferation, and productivity of those same plants
and crops is absolutely stunning.
If there is a lesson here, it is one of simple mechanics and
logic. Membranes designed to pass materials in and out of them cannot
function at their peak capacity when the pores in those membranes are
covered or clogged -- especially if that which covers and clogs is
unnatural, inorganic, and often downright toxic.
Water alone
cannot return plants to their natural unclogged surfaces condition.
Just as we may use water to helpCleanPlantsHappyPlants Plant Wash
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is powered by QuantumMaxxTM,
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the CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM
family of products. CleanPlants
HappyPlants RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM is a
100% botanically based soap with unique cleaning abilities which work
amazingly well to remediate the damage our blindly commercialized way
of life has
inflicted upon plants. At the same time, it provides mechanisms which
allow the plants to improve the efficiency of those same formerly
beleaguered systemic functions and begin to perform in ways many are
calling "nearly miraculous". What is truly wonderful and newsworthy is
that the soap formulations are completely safe to the plants, the soil
in which they grow, the groundwater and waterways beneath, and the
people and animals that must come into contact both with the plants and
the soap that helps them.
CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP*
Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM is
formulated and concentrated to do the heavy duty cleaning chemically
abused and victimized plants need in the beginning while still being
gentle enough to the plants that the only results are positive.
Best application is several times at the beginning of each
quarter. Follow up is periodically with a lighter version of the
product (CleanPlantsHappyPlants
RSVP* Plant Wash Stabilizer/MaintainerTM)to
maintain a stable and clean growing environment.
Bottom line? For
very little expense -- in fact mere fractions of what has traditionally
been spent for all those dangerous chemicals and potions that poison
the plants and those who interact with them -- results far superior to
those realized by commercial chemical applications are being seen
without any risk or danger now or in the future to the agriculture or
the population. Period.
"Hi.
My name is Daisy, and I'm addicted to dirt. So much so that behind my
back people call me 'Dirty Daisy'.
"I guess you could
say I'm rooted in dirt. From as far back as I can remember, I've always
been drawn into its darker side. I think that if I were ever to cut
away from it all the way, I would just die. So I try to keep my dirt
addiction under control. I compartmentalize. There is a part of me that
I let stay pretty dirty. And there is a part that tries to rise above
it and at least appear to be clean.
"Yet, if you really knew me, if you ever really took the time to look
at me closely, you would see that even my "society face" is loaded with
dirt. I pick it up from everywhere. I don't easily let it
go. I let it cling to me. I know it's bad -- even unhealthy
-- for me. When I'm especially dirty I get sickly and weak.
The insects come and bug me. It's debilitating . . . and downright
rude.
"So
I need help.
"When
I can't keep my dirt habit under control I get treatment. Once a
quarter, I kind of check into a 'rehab clinic' and get really clean for
a change. While you might have noticed that I'm a little
mobility challenged, fortunately, the treatment can come to me. It's
called 'CleanPlantsHappyPlants
RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM'. 'RSVP' stands for
'Resilience,
Strength,
Vitality,
and Productivity'.
They aren't kidding. A couple of treatments of that stuff and I can get
down to the issues of who I am and how I perform without the dirt. And
it really makes a difference! The bugs stop bothering me so much. I
breathe better. I nutritionalize better. I'm stronger and
more vibrant -- better able to handle the negatives in life, whether it
is at home in my bed or out in my chosen field.
"But don't just take my word for it. After all, I'm an addict. Check it
out for yourself.
Maybe it can help you or some dear plant you care about."
CleanPlantsHappyPlants
RSVP* Plant Scrub Initializer/BoosterTM is available in concentrated
form for diluting/premixing as well
as "RTU" (Ready To Use) in quarts, gallons, 4 gallon packs, 55 gallon
drums, and 250 gallon "totes". It can be spritzed with a small spray or
squirt bottle (as see below – practical for light use or house or
office plants, not recommended for wide spread application), or applied
with a pressurized garden sprayer, a garden hose applicator, a
tractor-pulled multi-furrow tank fed sprayer, or rigged to an
irrigation system. However, owing to the delicate size and condition of
seeds, bulbs, and rootings, care should be exercised and control
maintained over the force of any kind of applicator.
While a 1 quart RTU spray
bottle is very convenient, especially for working with house or office
plants, it is not as economical as buying a larger concentrate and
mixing with chlorine-free water. Pound for pound, container for
container, shipping weights are the same whether purchasing a
concentrated or diluted product. Where one ounce of concentrate can be
mixed on site with a whole gallon of good water, it makes better sense
to buy the concentrate and pay shipping and container costs once
instead of 128 times.
DIRECTIONS:
Generally. General mixing guidelines are one ounce of product to one gallon of chlorine-free water. 1
Gallon of RTM ("Ready
to
Mix"),
mixed with 128 gallons of chlorine-free water is the base line for
drenching an average acre of new growth. As plants increase in height
and girth, more product mixed is needed for the increased surface areas.
Heads Up. Product concentration
is formulated to be somewhat "forgiving". However, if applied in too
concentrated a form, it tends to dissolve oil and wax protection from
leaves. Do not exceed recommended mixing ratio without spot testing
before use.
Preparation. Fill
hose-powered sprayer reservoir with full strength SPRAYER CONCENTRATION
of CleanPlantsHappyPlants
RSVP* PLANT SCRUB INITIALIZER/BOOSTERTM
from bottle. Set dilution/delivery dial to ONE (1)
OUNCE per ONE GALLON of water. ( Damaged areas such as places where
insects or infestations have hurt the plants may need extra attention.
Use TWO OUNCES of product per gallon of water for stubborn conditions
for the first two treatments.) Consult website if using
applicator other than a hose-powered sprayer.
Application. Thoroughly drench the targeted plants from
their outer and uppermost growths both on top of and underneath the
foliage. Follow the drenching down stems or trunks and thoroughly soak
the soil at the base of each plant. CleanPlantsHappyPlants
RSVP* PLANT SCRUB INITIALIZER/BOOSTERTM
is formulated to be used whenever existing plants, trees, shrubbery, or
crops are being treated for the first time or appear to be needing a
boost. For best results, use on days 1, 8, and 15, and on a similar
schedule on a quarterly basis. In between treatments, use CleanPlantsHappyPlants RSVP*
PLANT SCRUB STABILIZER/MAINTAINERTM
as directed. Works best with chlorine-free water. While safe for
external exposure to people and animals, product is NOT intended for
plant exposure at the BOTTLED concentration.
1
Gallon of RTM ("Ready
to
Mix",
mixed with 128 gallons of chlorine-free water is the base line for
drenching an average acre of new growth. As plants increase in height
and girth, more product is needed for the increased surface areas.
Cost
per usage ounce goes down dramatically with higher product volume
purchase.
Projected costs per
gallon, quart, or ounce are for product only
and do not reflect cost of water
(for concentrate dilution), applicable taxes, or shipping.
Warranty
-- No claims of warranty or guarantee of any nature are made other than
that this product is an effective, non-toxic, bio-degradable cation
exchange stimulant. The user assumes all responsibility for its use,
including any needed state regulatory approvals.
Yeah, we know. Plants
don't talk, don't have feelings, and don't express emotions.
But it's a cool metaphor anyway. Besides, it got
your attention, didn't it? And once you see the amazing
differences enjoyed by seeds, plants, root systems, soils, and produce
washed with our totally safe botanically based products, you, at least,
will be smiling. You'll go from Grumpy Gardener to Happy Harvester like
all the rest of our customers.
FYI:
No animals are ever used or hurt in the testing of our
products. (We test on ourselves instead.) Like the
plants, we're doing great, thank you.