NOT
TO BE SAID OR HEARD |
NOW
WE'RE TALKING!
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"AVOID CONTACT WITH SKIN"
"WEAR PROTECTIVE CLOTHING"
"RINSE THOROUGHLY WITH WATER FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES AND GET
IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION" |
Are you kidding?
CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM Products
are
basically soap
formulations. They do SKIN really well. People bathe themselves and
their babies
in them. Some, pardon the suds, brush their teeth with them!
Even the toughest degreaser we
have will leave skin wonderfully clean
and soft!
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"AVOID PROLONGED BREATHING
OF VAPORS"
"BREATHING APPARATUS REQUIRED"
"WEAR FACE MASK"
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Most
conventional products are petroleum deritivies where the solvents,
vapors, and the VOC's they give off should be treated as serious
hazards to health -- specifically brain, lung, and liver functions.
CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM Products
come from PLANTS and do not
have or give off solvents, vapors,
and VOC's. If you happen to be applying
the products by pressure hose or sprayer, remember to take care not to
breathe in the mist.
Mostly water, too much mist
in the lungs can be a bad thing. (It's called drowning.) |
| "FLAMMABLE. KEEP AWAY
FROM SPARKS, FIRE, AND FLAME." |
There
is nothing that can possibly burn in any product we provide. In fact,
if you had enough RTU (Ready to Use) product handy, you could use it to
put out most any fire you could safely extinguish with water. |
| "HANDLE
WITH CARE" |
We
want you to handle our products with care, too. Take care not to
waste them. Take care that you use them every chance you get.
Take
care that you tell your friends and neighbors what great success you
are having with them. Get it? We are NOT dangerous. |
| "KEEP
AWAY FROM CHILDREN" |
True
only if you do not want exposed to products that DO
NOT hurt the environment or you do not want your child CLEAN. In the latter
case, the child will stay away
instinctively if he suspects that he might be dealing with a product
that is formulated as a soap.
Other than that, any kid who does not know enough not to drink liquid
soap or put it in his eyes is obviously going to bear watching. In that
event, our wonderfully safe botanically based products will be the
least of your worries.
"They are safer for my
grandchildren."
-- Dr Ann Palmer,
Florida
“Children think and behave
better without exposure to hazardous petrochemical fumes.”
-- Dr. Doris Rapp, M.D. |
"COVER SURROUNDING AREAS"
"AVOID OVERSPRAY" |
When using CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM Products, this would be true of
anything you do not want to help GROW BETTER or get CLEANED really well.
Basic rule is, if you wouldn't want the finish or item soaking in water, you probably
want to use our product in moderation on it. Otherwise, have at it. It
wipes or rinses away, and it biodegrades. |
| "MAY
CONTAMINATE GROUND WATER" |
Sadly true . . .
. . . BUT ONLY FOR THE PRODUCTS WITH THAT KIND OF WARNING ON THEM!
But NOT OURS! Not in a million years.
CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM formulations are being tested
and used for soil remediation
at various sites around the planet so that ground water does NOT get
contaminated. |
"WARNING:
SUSPECTED CARCINOGEN"
"PRODUCT HAS BEEN FOUND TO CAUSE CANCER IN . . . " |
We
have never met a cancer we liked. And we are so grateful that after
years of intense study and research we can say with assurance that
nothing used
in the blending of any of the CleanPlantsHappyPlantsTM Products
is known or even suspected of
causing cancers. Nothing. |
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"NOT TO BE USED WHEN PREGNANT"
'NOT TO BE USED BY NURSING MOTHERS"
"MUTAGENIC"
"CONTAINS INGREDIENTS KNOWN TO BE
CYTOGENIC"
"GROWTH OF ADDITIONAL APPENDAGES NORMAL
WITH FREQUENT USE"
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We are also thankful that the end result of our formulations is a
family of products which work under all manner of conditions and
perform remarkably at the tasks to which they are assigned, achieving
amazing results wherever they are introduced -- all with no threat or
hint of any mutagens or cytogens.
No baby is put at risk either in development or after birth from
anything contained in our products.
No child or adult of any age has any fears of present or later dangers
from exposure to our formulations. None. |
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"CAUTION"
"DANGER"
"RISK . . . "
"SAFE (whatever that means)
(ONLY)
WHEN
USED AS DIRECTED"
"TOXIC"
"WARNING"
"MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH"
"POISON"
"CONTACT POISON CONTROL HOTLINE"
"PUT AMBULANCE ON SPEED DIAL"
"INDUCE VOMITING"
"PURCHASE LIFE INSURANCE
BEFORE USING."
"Get to know your liability insurance
agent."
"Good luck using this stuff."
"Whoa.
I don't ever want to try THAT again!"
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Not.
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